Oh, sweetheart. A horror reviewer who can’t handle a little outreach? That’s like a butcher fainting at the sight of blood.
You post skull emojis and scream about loving horror, but the moment someone with an actual spine (hi, that’s us) dares to offer you real indie horror—suddenly it’s “please stop messaging me”? Ma’am, you tag your brand with blood and bones and can’t handle a DM? That’s not horror, that’s Hello Kitty with eyeliner.
We’ll take your “proofreading” profile off our radar, promise. But next time you cosplay as the Queen of Darkness, maybe grow a backbone to match the aesthetic.
Ash & Ink doesn’t do fake. We bleed for this. We fight for indie. And we’ll keep knocking on doors—just not yours.
Bye, Boo. 👋🖤
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