HORRORTUNES
Classic Toons. Public Domain Panic. Total Copyright Carnage.
What happens when your Saturday morning cartoons get thrown headfirst into a meat grinder of slasher flicks, psychological horror, and absurdist gore?
Fred Flintstone vs. Leatherface.
Tom & Jerry trapped in Psycho.
The Jetsons lost in a cosmic hotel of madness.
Even Bugs Bunny isn’t safe when Freddy starts rewriting punchlines with a clawed hand.
HORRORTUNES is a delirious collection of unauthorized mayhem and nostalgia-driven nightmares—a darkly comedic mashup where beloved characters are dropped into horror classics they were never meant to survive.
Each episode ends the same way:
With a lawyer’s note.
And Jake being told to stop.
He never does.
🔥 1. Tom and Jerry: Psycho
“I’m not a pervert!” Norman Bates shrieked in falsetto, holding a dripping cheese knife while Jerry swung from the chandelier by a string of spaghetti.
Tom, eyes wild and pupils spiraling, slammed a motel door shut with a frying pan and screamed:
“MAMA NEEDS A VACUUM!”Jerry calmly dropped an anvil on Norman’s head and whispered,
“Check out time, freak.”
🔥 2. The Jetsons: The Shining
George Jetson stood at the glowing space-bar, holding a laser axe and muttering to himself.
“This is fine,” he said. “The walls aren’t breathing. That’s just cosmic radiation. Jane, stop crying.”The AI butler appeared beside him with a tray of glitching cocktails.
“Would you like another Redrum Spritz, Mr. Jetson?”
George whispered:
“I am the future. I am the ghost. I am the error code.”Then Judy walked in, casually scrolling her holophone.
“Dad, you’re being cringe again.”
🔥 3. Foghorn Leghorn: The Omen
“I say, I say—boy, you got devil horns pokin’ out yer forehead like rooster spurs on payday.”
Lil’ Damien blinked, opened his mouth, and a choir of screaming chickens clucked backwards in Latin.
Foghorn tipped his hat. “Well I’ll be dipped in brimstone and deep-fried at a Baptist fair.”
Then the cows started chanting. The tractor wept blood.
And Foghorn muttered:
“This ain’t the cartoon I signed up for, son.”
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