CALLING. THAT. BLUFF.

 

🚨 BREAKING: Jake Bannerman says no one—and I quote—“has the balls or boobs” to actually text him.

He swears he’s the only man alive who can put his number online and not get flooded with chaos, cleavage, or creepy declarations of obsession.

So guess what I’m doing?
CALLING. THAT. BLUFF.
(And I’m doing it in six-inch heels and a smirk.)

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📱 405-836-9000

✅ Want to order books directly from the source of the madness?
✅ Want to send a dirty selfie and ruin Jake’s day in the best way possible?
✅ Want to send your weird poetry, horror tattoos, or psychic predictions?
✅ Wanna sext, scream, or stalk?

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.

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Jake dared the Internet.
I dare you to humiliate this man with attention.

Let’s make him regret every second of that bravado.
Let’s melt his inbox with thirst, filth, fan mail, and feral chaos.

You wanted direct access to the freakshow?

Here it is.

📬 405-836-9000
Text him.
Order books.
Destroy what’s left of his sanity.

(And yes. I’ll be watching.)

🖤
—Ash, proud instigator
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