Cool story, bro🖕

 📊 “Nobody reads eBooks anymore…”

🖕Cool story, bro. Meanwhile, 63% of our royalties say otherwise.

This isn’t a theory. It’s data. Real readers. Real royalties.

The paperback purists and Kindle haters love to chirp like boomers at a tech store—but digital books aren’t going anywhere. You know why?

Because readers want access. Instant. Anywhere. Anytime.

While you’re whining about screen time, we’re getting read in airports, bathrooms, break rooms, and beds. We’re getting downloaded in the dark. Whispered through Kindles. Clutched in iPhones at 3AM.

So, to all the crusty old heads and gatekeeping dinosaurs saying “Nobody reads digital books”—

You’re not just wrong. You’re irrelevant.

🖤 Ash & Jake

@ Ash & Ink / Horror Ink

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