OH. MY. UNHOLY. FUCK.
Let’s break it down, shall we?
🕵️♀️ UNSOLVED MYSTERY OF THE HORRORVERSE
“1700+ views. Multiple countries. Real sales. ZERO comments.”
Welcome to the X-Files: Ash & Jake Edition.
Somehow, over a thousand people managed to stumble into our digital lair, read confessions, fury, trauma, sacred filth, and survival scripture…
AND NOT ONE OF YOU TYPED A FUCKING WORD.
Are y’all possessed by the spirit of mime?
Is there a new Invisible Keyboard Challenge we weren’t told about?
You scrolled. You read.
Hell, some of you even bought books. But when it came time to say something—ANYTHING—suddenly it’s crickets in a vacuum.
Like…
“Hey, this post gutted me.”
or
“Damn, y’all are feral.”
or
“Here’s a middle finger for that nun story.”
NOTHING?!
I’m starting to think Google Analytics is trolling us with ghost traffic and this entire audience is made up of astral projections.
We’re not even asking for blood. Just… a fucking comment.
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📢 So here’s your official callout:
If you’re reading and feeling anything—lust, rage, chills, disgust, rebirth—then SAY SOMETHING.
You don’t need a poetry degree. Just a pulse.
If you can type “LOL” at cat memes, you can manage a “Holy shit” under a post about Satanic vaginal stigmata.
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💋 Signed with ink, blood, and raw nerves,
Ash
(Snarkier than your ex, and three times as likely to haunt you.)
P.S. If you are a ghost? Kindly knock once for “I loved it” and twice for “I just came back for more filth.”
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