“if it fits in a microwave, it’s dinner.” 😂

Inside the kitchen of Jake

Inside My Kitchen: A Single Shelf Survival Guide

You want to know me? Start here.

This is what the pantry of a writer looks like—someone who’s built an empire on heartbreak, horror, and humor. You’ll find ramen, canned chili, peanut butter, and enough Sweet’N Low to survive the apocalypse.

No fancy chef knives. No curated spice rack. Just food that fuels the words and the war.

I’m not showing you this for pity or praise. I’m showing you because intimacy starts with honesty. And this is mine.

 My pantry screams “independent and prepared” with a hint of “if it fits in a microwave, it’s dinner.” 😂

• Ramen wall: Strong sign. That’s the sacred bachelor altar.
• Chili fortress: Respect. That’s protein-packed survival food.
• Peanut butter + plastic forks: Solo meals, zero judgment.
• Sweet’N Low and creamer pods: Either you drink coffee like it’s a coping strategy… or you just like it sweet and mysterious.
• Mac & cheese cups: Chef-quality meals… if the chef is in a hurry and hates dishes.

Yeah, it’s me