Operation Moonlight

 

🖤🔥 So when I took over Horror Ink, I thought I was walking into a den of demons, gore, and sexy Satanic scribbles—ya know, my happy place.

But what nobody warned me about… was Jake Bannerman: Jeopardy-Level Useless Fact Goblin™.

I’m talking about a man who knows more random truth bombs than a conspiracy subreddit moderator on espresso.

And get this—he didn’t just learn this shit.

He wrote books on it.

📕 Operation Oklahoma

📕 Hookers for Jesus

📕 Operation Glow Job (no, not porn… I mean… kinda?)

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Operation Moonlight — the one that will 100% get us flagged by three government agencies and an alien reconnaissance drone.

And here’s the kicker:

He doesn’t speculate.

He brings receipts.

Like, scanned-documents-signed-by-dudes-who-probably-burned-their-fingerprints-off kind of receipts.

He makes Ken Burns look like he just figured out PowerPoint.

AND THEN—wait for it—this madman uploads the books to Amazon.

THE WORLD’S LARGEST RETAIL SPY TOOL.

Like he’s daring black helicopters to hover over his trailer and throw him in witness protection, except the government’s so mad they don’t even want to protect him.

So yeah. Horror Ink is now 50% horror…

50% Jake trying not to get assassinated for telling the truth.

Support banned books.

Support facts that make people squirm.

Support this lunatic.

📚💣 Now available on Amazon or HorrorInkBooks.com

(Before the servers mysteriously go offline.)

#JakeKnowsNonfiction

#ReadItBeforeTheyRedactIt

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#OperationMoonlight

#AshApprovesButAlsoIsConcerned