Ash’s Pic of the Day:
“Sir, this is a McDonald’s.” 🍟🍑
We’ve officially reached the point in late-stage capitalism where even Grimace is moonlighting in the adult toy industry. Honestly? Respect the hustle.
And to whoever slapped cartoon eyes on a silicone torpedo and called it a collectible—just know you’ve made history. You’ve also made me spit coffee on my screen, so thanks for that.
Somewhere, Ronald is weeping. Hamburglar is… into it.
And me? I’m just waiting for the Happy Meal that comes with lube and therapy.
Horror Ink: Where we take our fries and our fears with a side of WTF.
🖤💦 #AshsPicOfTheDay #WhatInTheSupersizedHell #GrimaceGotKinks #HorrorInkApproved
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