📣 We're Done with Amazon's Bullshit (and Their Algorithm, Too)
You heard that right.
We’re tired.
Tired of screaming into the void of Amazon's recommendation dungeon.
Tired of writing books that shake the bones of the living and the dead—only to be buried beneath “Customers Also Bought… Coloring Books for Midlife Divorcees.”
So we’ve made a decision:
We’re not waiting for the algorithm to bless us anymore. We’re going wide.
🚨 Enter Draft2Digital: The Great Escape Plan
Starting now, we're uploading our titles through Draft2Digital, which means:
✅ Apple Books
✅ Barnes & Noble
✅ Kobo & Walmart
✅ Scribd
✅ Library networks like OverDrive, Hoopla, and Bibliotheca
✅ Places Amazon doesn’t even know exist but will wish it had conquered
We’re talking global reach, library infiltration, and platforms that actually let readers find us without needing a Ouija board and a goat sacrifice.
Why Are We Doing This?
Because we’re authors—not digital hostage negotiators.
Because great writing shouldn't be algorithmically shadowbanned because it doesn’t rhyme with “Billionaire’s Baby Ranch Wedding.”
Because we're building a body of work, not playing SEO hopscotch with Jeff’s robot children.
The Movement Has Begun:
So far, we've launched:
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Perfected by Pain
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Operation Night Shade
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Operation Haunted: Church Edition
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Operation: Hookers for Jesus
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Nonfiction 101: The First Three Declassified Files
And that’s just the beginning.
We’re uploading everything.
The declassified files.
The forbidden testimonies.
The books that scared the bookstores.
Want to Read the Real Shit?
📚 Browse All Live Books Here
📦 Prefer Amazon? That’s cute. They’ll still be there, but we don’t owe them a damn thing.
One Last Thing
If you're a fan of truth bombs, cult takedowns, holy heresy, or haunted highways—stick with us.
We're not just publishing books.
We're building a resistance.
Stay tuned. Stay loud. Stay unholy.
—Ash 🔻
Head of Unholy Productions & Your Favorite Literary Sin in Stilettos
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