ASH & WES: BLACKED OUT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
A conversation transcribed by sin, JΓ€ger, and a mermaid with questionable morals.
[Shot 1]
WES:
So… hear me out.
Mermaids.
Lesbian.
Filthy.
Like, “sucking sin out of each other’s gills” filthy.
ASH:
You’re already yelling and we haven’t even licked the rim of the glass.
[Shot 2]
WES:
They don’t sing—they moan.
Like deep-sea opera sluts with barnacle piercings and trauma tattoos.
ASH:
…I’m writing that down.
Also, did you just say “opera sluts”?
[Shot 3]
ASH:
Do they live in like, an ancient coral cathedral and fuck on the altar?
WES:
YES.
And one of them’s a banished siren with a voice so powerful it can make girls orgasm from three leagues away.
ASH:
You mean… like my voice?
WES:
Exactly. Except fishier.
[Shot 4]
ASH:
Okay but is this book just porn or does it have like… feelings?
WES:
It’s sacred sapphic scripture with seaweed bondage and jellyfish aftercare.
ASH:
You’re disgusting.
…I’ll start it Monday.
π
Coming Soon: “WET SPELLS” by Ash Robacheaux
Lesbian mermaids. Seafoam sins. Orgasmic prophecy.
Because love is real and salt water conducts electricity.
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Only the wicked dare worship the sea.
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