“Like he’s ever even been to Wacken

 “Like he’s ever even been to Wacken…”

Oh sweetheart.

That’s me and Jesper Strömblad from In Flames—Wacken Open Air, 2003.

Sunburned. Loud. Fully alive.

Meanwhile, you were probably home Googling “how to spell Sweden.”

So while you lie about what you wish you did,

I’ve been out here collecting memories that don’t need a caption to scream real.

But here’s one anyway:

Shut Your Rumor.

#WackenWitness

#JesperAndJake

#ReceiptsNeverFade

#AshAndInk

#OperationTooRealToFake