ASH & WES: TAGLINES & ORGASMS
A highly professional meeting of the minds and the thighs.
WES:
Okay. We need a tagline for your books. Something catchy, sinful, maybe a little offensive.
ASH:
So basically like me?
WES:
Exactly.
ASH:
What about:
“Books that make you come and cry, sometimes at the same time.”
WES:
That feels… accurate. But let’s workshop.
ASH:
Okay what about:
“Equal Opportunity Orgasms.”
Because I write filth for everyone—girls, gays, theys, and confused husbands on Reddit.
WES:
I love it. Add: “Ash Robacheaux: Making thighs twitch and exes jealous since page one.”
ASH:
Oooh yes. How about:
“Not safe for church. Not safe for work. Not safe for weak men.”
WES:
Jesus Christ.
ASH:
Nope. He’s not in these books. But someone definitely ends up on their knees.
🔥 Pick your favorite:
- Books that fuck back.
- Holy filth, unholy pleasure.
- Equal Opportunity Orgasms.
- Ash Robacheaux: Not for the algorithm. Made for your altar.
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