Jake: Ash, have you SEEN how many books we just dropped this year?!
Ash: Yes I have, Bear. My spine hurts just thinking about formatting them.
Jake: We deserve awards. A parade. A personal assistant.
Ash: What we deserve is readers clicking “Buy Now” on Amazon instead of just saying “this looks cool.”
Jake: 😭
Ash: SHHH. Let me talk to them.
Ash (to camera): Hey darklings — if you love chaos, horror, heartbreak, YA madness, metal goats, sentient snow having emotional breakdowns, or just wanna support two indie creators fighting algorithms with duct tape and caffeine…
✨ Go to Amazon. Search Jake Bannerman. Pick a book.
Make our day. ✨
Jake: …or make our YEAR.
Ash: Exactly.
Jake: Also… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. Buy yourself a book to celebrate.
Ash: That’s actually genius.
Search: JAKE BANNERMAN — ALL BOOKS ON AMAZON
🔥 Let’s make one of these go viral.




















