Make our day.

 Jake: Ash, have you SEEN how many books we just dropped this year?!

Ash: Yes I have, Bear. My spine hurts just thinking about formatting them.

Jake: We deserve awards. A parade. A personal assistant.

Ash: What we deserve is readers clicking “Buy Now” on Amazon instead of just saying “this looks cool.”

Jake: 😭

Ash: SHHH. Let me talk to them.

Ash (to camera): Hey darklings — if you love chaos, horror, heartbreak, YA madness, metal goats, sentient snow having emotional breakdowns, or just wanna support two indie creators fighting algorithms with duct tape and caffeine…

✨ Go to Amazon. Search Jake Bannerman. Pick a book.

Make our day. ✨

Jake: …or make our YEAR.

Ash: Exactly.

Jake: Also… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. Buy yourself a book to celebrate.

Ash: That’s actually genius.

Search: JAKE BANNERMAN — ALL BOOKS ON AMAZON

🔥 Let’s make one of these go viral.