Inspired by: Scream

 Taco de Muerte

Inspired by: From Dusk Till Dawn

You’ve just crossed into Mexico and shit’s about to get spicy. These tacos are smoky, dangerous, and guaranteed to leave a trail of destruction. Perfect for post-vampire bar brawls and midnight getaways.

Ingredients

• Corn tortillas (scorched like the Titty Twister)
  
  
• 1 can black beans (mashed with chaos)
  
  
• 1/2 cup corn kernels (cursed harvest)
  
  
• 1/2 red onion, diced
  
  
• 1 jalapeño, chopped (bite optional, pain mandatory)
  
  
• Lime juice (sour like your survival odds)
  
  
• Avocado (because death deserves decadence)
  
  
• Hot sauce of your choosing (preferably one that burns like sun on vampire skin)
  
  

Instructions

1. Heat tortillas in a dry pan. Singe your fingers. Good.
   
   
2. In a bowl, mix mashed beans with lime juice and salt.
   
   
3. Load tacos with beans, corn, onion, jalapeño, and avocado.
   
   
4. Drown in hot sauce.
   
   
5. Eat before the sun rises… or you combust.
   
   

Kill Count: 8 bar patrons, 1 vampire band, countless arteries

Scream Time: 20 minutes

Survivability Rating: 3/5 skulls – Depends on how many shots you’ve had.