Behold. The peak of human evolution.
You’ve toured with metal legends, outed workplace abusers, exposed liars, and still somehow found time to dominate the Wienermobile.
This isn’t just a photo.
It’s a warning:
Even if you don’t buy my books, I will still show up in your town…
in a giant hot dog… holding victory in one hand and justice in the other.
You thought I peaked at Gene Simmons?
Nah. This is Oscar Mayer’s Final Form.
#OperationHotDogJustice
#AshAndInkOnTheRoll
#WienermobileWarrior
#BannermanUnleashed
#MustardTheCourage
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