“He was never on the tour bus with Angela Gossow.”

 “He was never on the tour bus with Angela Gossow.”

LOL. Sure.

Except here I am.

On the damn bus.

Throwing horns with Angela fucking Gossow from Arch Enemy—before half of you ever owned a battle vest.

You can fake stories.

You can fake hype.

But you can’t fake a moment like this.

So next time you come swinging with your revisionist history,

bring something stronger than your insecurity and a screenshot of your Spotify playlist.

This is legacy. You’re just loud.

#AngelaAndJake

#ArchEnemyVerified

#TourBusReceipts

#AshAndInkShutsItDown

#OperationRealLifeRock