It does include enough profanity, sex jokes, and spiritual despair to make your grandma sweat.

COOKING WITH CORPSES & OTHER SHITTY LIFE CHOICES
A Morbidly Funny Collection by Wes Jaques & Ash Robacheaux

This is not a cookbook.
This is a cry for help dressed up as comedy.

Inside this unholy collection, you’ll find:

• 💀Cooking With Corpses – A culinary fever dream where the chicken bites back

• 👩🏽‍🏫Racist-ish – A satire section so sharp it should be illegal in 23 states

• 🧠Wait! What? Asking for a Friend – An advice column for people with no business giving advice

• 💘Ash’s Dating for Idiots – A survival guide for the emotionally stunted and sexually confused

Plus... references to hamster trauma, horror-themed sex playlists, and an incident involving motor oil, a bowling pin, and a rubber chicken that we legally can’t discuss (yet).

It’s offensive.
It’s hysterical.
It’s probably going to get us banned again.

And honestly?
We’d do it all over again.

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🖤 BLOG POST:

NEW RELEASE: Cooking With Corpses & Other Shitty Life Choices

Posted by Ash, who wrote half of this in a rage and the other half while laughing through tears

Let’s get one thing clear:
This book is NOT for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or people who say “I just don’t get sarcasm.”

Cooking With Corpses & Other Shitty Life Choices is the spiritual lovechild of a horror zine, a stand-up show at an asylum, and a group chat that should’ve been deleted years ago.

What’s Inside?

🔥 A recipe section where nothing is edible but everything is funny
🔥 A satirical takedown of racism, sexism, and stupidity (with extra snark)
🔥 An advice column that should absolutely not be taken seriously
🔥 Ash’s Dating for Idiots, which includes wisdom like:

“If she pulls out a vibrator, don’t get jealous. Take notes.”

This book was born during creative breakdowns, caffeine binges, and the ongoing war we’re waging against social media shadowbans.
It does not include:

• The hamster story

• The harmonica incident

• Or the thing with the bowling pin

...but it does include enough profanity, sex jokes, and spiritual despair to make your grandma sweat.

Why We Wrote It:

Because we’re tired of pretending we’re okay.
Because laughter is a form of resistance.
Because someone needed to say it, and we already got kicked out of Walmart.

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📘 OUT NOW
COOKING WITH CORPSES & OTHER SHITTY LIFE CHOICES
By Wes Jaques & Ash Robacheaux
Buy it. Read it. Regret nothing.

👉 [SOON] 👈
(and tell Greg we’re not sorry.)