Fuck Sparkles!

 

Look, I didn't want to do it. Why? Because vampires are just shady, cowardly little bitches these days. All that sparkly, glittering nonsense has turned them into some whiny, soft joke. Vampires have always been my least favorite, but hey, I do my own thing. And you know what? This world needed vampires, Bannerman style. No glitter, no “oh, I’m just gonna nibble on your neck, how sweet!” bullshit. Nah. We’re talking about the real deal here. And because you know it’s me, I had to toss a little god into the mix. Welcome to The Vine—violent, eloquent, and fucking evil. Shit gets done in my books.

Look, I’m not Anne Rice, and I didn’t want to be. I’m here to carve my own damn path. So I wrote this the only way I know how. Hope you dig it. And I hope it pisses off every single one of those rainbow glitter vampires. Fuck ‘em. Fuck their glitter blood. Fuck their fake-ass charm. This is blood, violence, and blasphemy. Welcome to the ride, bitches.

Mic drop.

“An Intelligent, Challenging Read That Stays with You Long After the Final Page”

 —The Cosmic Reader

“The Vine is a challenging, layered narrative that mixes philosophical musings on immortality, the nature of power, and the breakdown of society. The vampires in this world are far from the tragic antiheroes we’re used to—they are unapologetic tyrants, reshaping the world through manipulation and control. The author doesn't shy away from examining uncomfortable truths, particularly about religion and technology, making this a story that pushes the boundaries of what vampire fiction can be. Prepare to be immersed in a world where even the gods fall, and the struggle for survival becomes the ultimate test. A dark, haunting, and profoundly intelligent read.”

 

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