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WHAT THE HELL IS THE DECLASSIFIED SERIES?
(A love letter to the truth they never wanted you to read.)
You ever feel like you’re not paranoid enough?
Did you know there’s mind control residue in your toothpaste?
Did you know the U.S. government tested racial cleansing before the Nazis took notes?
And do you know where the term “baby face” actually comes from?
Hint: It’s not cute.
Welcome to the Ash & Ink Declassified Files—
Imagine your favorite investigative series hijacked by George Carlin on a rage bender, narrated by a goth temptress with a lust for forbidden facts.
These aren’t just books.
These are field manuals for waking the hell up.
We’re talking:
- 🧪 Government experiments you were never supposed to survive
- 🕷️ Urban legends that weren’t legends at all
- 📺 Media manipulation that raised you while they laughed behind the curtain
- 🧬 Eugenics. Surveillance. Cults.
- 🕯️ And the rituals they still perform while you binge another reboot
Each Declassified book is its own case file, hand-stitched with redacted facts, whistleblower rage, and snark-laced truth bombs.
You’ll laugh. You’ll scream. You’ll Google with shaking hands.
And by the time you finish one?
You’ll start to wonder what else they’re hiding—especially in plain sight.
Start with these:
📁 Operation: Holy Cover-Up – The Vatican’s war on innocence
📁 Operation: Oklahoma – Government exposure, weather warfare, and the secrets buried under your feet
📁 Operation: Urban Legend – The campfire stories that were coded warnings
📁 Operation: Glow Job – Radiation testing, poisoned towns, and America’s glowing guilt
📁 Nonfiction 101: Declassified, Vol. 1 – The primer they never gave you in school
So if you’ve ever been called too sensitive, too angry, too curious,
Congratulations.
These books are for you.
📬 Available now at horrorinkbooks.com
And yes we ship truth in all directions.
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